Licking a lemon

Licking a lemon

My 9-yr-old walked over holding a slice of lemon, showing us that he was licking it. My wife said, “Great! Those are really healthy for you.”

Son: “Ugh, I don’t want it any more.”

Me: “Actually, they turn you into a mutant.”

Son, pausing to consider: “Well, I’ll try it…”

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