My 9-yr-old walked over holding a slice of lemon, showing us that he was licking it. My wife said, “Great! Those are really healthy for you.”
Son: “Ugh, I don’t want it any more.”
Me: “Actually, they turn you into a mutant.”
Son, pausing to consider: “Well, I’ll try it…”
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